It is Saturday and AEW Collision is live at the Fort Bend County Epicenter in Houston Texas. Our commentary team is Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness.
We have quick promos from Mark Briscoe and Kyle Fletcher to open the show.
Marina Shafir tosses a security guard at ringside and Jon Moxley grabs the ring announcer’s microphone. Mox is sick of the Rated R Superstar. Mox says Cope wants a title shot but he has no weight to toss around here and he has a list of reasons Cope doesn’t get a title shot. The most important one is that Mox doesn’t like him and he can take his challenge and shove it up his ass.
If Cope wants a fight, they can fight anywhere, including next week at Grand Slam, and he can bring Jay White as well. And if Mox decides to break his neck, he won’t walk out of the fight. Mox and Shafir leave through the crowd.
Undisputed Kingdom (Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, and Kyle O’Reilly) vs Daniel Garcia, Matt Menard, and Angelo Parker vs Shane Taylor Promotions (Shane Taylor, Shawn Dean, and Carlie Bravo) w/Lee Moriarty
This is gonna be bullet point time:
Taylor and Strong start off the match and Taylor dominates him.
Kyle tags in and he and Strong double team him, but Taylor fights his way free
Bravo is tagged in and he and Dean work over Kyle in their corner.
Menard is tagged in and he argues with Kyle and Bravo attacks them from behind.
Parker is tagged in, he and Menard double team Dean.
Cole gets a blind tag and Dean is able to work him into his corner. Menard runs over to commentary for a bit
Garcia tags in and works over Dean and Bravo
Taylor gets in the ring and he clears the ring and the apron as Dean works over Garcia.
Taylor drops a leg on Garcia on the apron as we go to picture in picture
When we return to full screen, Garcia was the babyface in peril through the break. Garcia is able to get a suplex, but Bravo and Dean pull his team members off the apron.
Garcia is able to dive and tag Kyle, and the Kingdom run wild with quick tags.
Cole gets a neck breaker on Bravo for two, broken up by Menard
Time for everyone to get a big move on the last person in the ring.
Everyone is down, all 9 men slowly get to their feet and the tag team siren goes off and everyone is brawling in the ring.
Cole gets the Boom Knee on Bravo for the pin and the win
Winner: Undisputed Kingdom
The first half was a three-way tag and the second half was a fun brawl. Great way to kick off the show.
The Death Riders hit the ring and take out the Undisputed Kingdom. Claudio Castagnoli grabs a mic and congratulates them for the victory but they are the best trio team. Cole yells they picked a fight with the wrong trio and Pac and Yuta hold him. Strong and Kyle attack and free Cole and he grabs a mic and says he claimed they were the best trio in AEW, so they will fight the Death Riders on Dynamite.
We then get a hype video for FTR.
Alicia Atout is with Max Caster and he doesn’t understand why Adam Page is mad at him, and he says he’s not a man, he’s a person, and calls him Hangperson. He says Page will have to wait in line because the open challenge is still going on.
Bandido vs Bryan Keith
Keith is back in his poncho since he’s a bounty hunter tonight. They throw hands and Keith tosses the poncho and then drops Bandido with a kick. Keith trips Bandido who is then up and they run the ropes. Bandido gets a kick out of the corner for two after they jockey for control. They trade chops. Bandido gets a kick off the apron and leaps into a strike to the midsection from Keith as we go to picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, Bandido gets a power slam for two. He then gets an uppercut out of the corner and then goes to the top for a tornado. He gets a gorilla press slam with one arm for two. Keith gets a clothesline that turns Bandido inside out and they each go to the corners. Keith runs into a big boot and Keith gets a rising headbutt.
They fight on the top and Keith gets a super plex from the top. Both men struggle to get to their feet and Keith powers up to fire in chops. Bandido then does the same and hits an insigiri. They get up back to back and slowly turn. They walk to opposing corners and run toward each other, taking each other down with a big kick.
The crowd is LOVING this match.
They get up head to head and after Keith comes off the ropes, Bandido gets a gut buster. He calls for the end and hits the 21 plex for the pin and the win.
Winner: Bandido
In the back, Powerhouse Hobbs is with Lexi Nair and he said he is looking for Big Bill in Austin on Dynamite.
La Faccion Ingobernables (Rush, Dralistico, and Mortos) vs The Already In The Ring Ares Alexander, Jay Alexander, and Brick Savage
I would make some sort of statement about how Savage’s partner being let go has hurt his career, but he’s been an enhancement talent for a while now. Rush gets the Bull;’s horns on Jay for the pin and the win.
Winners: La Faccion Ingobernables
A pretty quick post match beat down as well, but then we get Komander and he is able to clear the ring, and thankfully, Rush and Dralistico just watch as he attacks Mortos. They recover and start to work over Komander, but the arena goes Dark and it’s time for the Upgraded Hologram to make his entrance.
He’s able to clear the ring and he and Komander dive onto the Faccion once they are all on the floor. Everyone but Rush fights to the back, and he threatens a ref with a chair. They try to stop him, but he knocks a referee out and the other two leave the ring.
In the back, Lexi finds Megan Bayne, and Thunder Rosa tries to greet her only to be blown off. Rosa says she is ready to take out Penelope Ford.
It is time for Harley Cameron’s Halftime Show, and Puppet Mercedes is with her. She starts with her song The Mone Train.
She is quickly interrupted by Mercedes Mone. Mone says no one came to see Harley and instead wants to see the CEO. When Mone calls her a loser, Harley overpowers her by saying LEGEND. Harley then sings another song and says Mone is about to Feel the Wrath, Mone interrupts her again and says she doesn’t understand why Harley is challenging her when the Mone puppet could probably wrestle better than Harley. Mone tells Harley to get out of her ring.
Harley says Mone is right because she’s new at this, but she fought hard to get here and she is not stopping. She would love to face Mone in her home country for the title, and says that the most entertaining Mone has ever been is when Harley had her hand up Mone’s PUPPET ASS.
Mone slaps her and Harley powers up, screams feel the wrath and nails Mone with the mic. Mone accepts the match and will embarrass Harley in front of her friends and family at Grand Slam.
In the Serious Sit Down area, Buddy Murphy and Lexi are there, and Okada shows up late. Buddy says he knows what Okada can do, but Okada doesn’t know what Buddy can do. They get to their feet and go face to face, and Okada calls Buddy a bitch. Buddy lifts a fist and Okada flinches. Buddy taps him on the shoulder and says he will see him at Grand Slam.
Dustin Rhodes vs The Already In The Ring Izzy James
30 seconds and one Crossroads later, Dustin gets the pin and the win.
Winner: Dustin Rhodes
Dustin has a mic and says MJF is not the devil. Dustin says he went to hell, he beat the Devil and crawled his way out because he is a survivor and the last of his kind. He has been wrestling for five decades and anything MJF thinks he can do to him has already been done. He will give MJF a Texas size ass whoopin.
In the back, the Death Riders accept the challenge and threaten the Undisputed Kingdom with a beat down on Dynamite.
Thunder Rosa vs Penelope Ford
Again?
They lock up and Rosa gets an arm drag. Ford reverses it and they trade arm bars until Rosa gets a side headlock takeover. Ford is able to escape. They lock up and Rosa forces them to the corner and Rosa gets a pair of arm drags and a drop-kick. She then gets a running uppercut in the corner and a sliding clothesline for two. Ford shoves Rose to the corner and hits a shoulder thrust. Rosa gets a boot up and goes to the top;. Ford gets a forearm shot and drops the knees on Rosa on the apron as we go to picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, Ford gets a gut buster for two. Ford slams Rosa’s head into each turnbuckle all the way down for two. Rose gets a flurry of offense to bring Ford down and hits the running drop-kick as Ford is on the bottom rope. Rosa gets a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge for two. Ford shoves Rosa into the corner and hits shoulder thrusts. Ford hits a handspring back elbow and then a running pump kick.
Ford goes to the top and Rosa dodges the moonsault from the top. Rosa covers for two. Ford gets a jawbreaker and then gets a drop toe hold into the ropes, following with a shotgun drop-kick in the back. Rosa gets a surprise rollup for two. Rose gets a shotgun drop-kick for two. They throw hands and Ford dodges a clothesline and gets a cutter for two.
Rosa gets a backstabber and follows with the Tijuana Bomb for the pin and the win.
Winner: Thunder Rosa
Megan Bayne slowly walks to the ring in full gear. As Rosa is looking at Bayne, Ford attacks Rosa from behind as Bayne watches. Ford leaves the ring and Bayne takes over and hits an F5 on Rosa.
We then get a recap of the Main Event on Dynamite and then video from Defy Wrestling where Ricochet was performing, and Swerve Strickland nails him with a House Call.
Lexi is with Bun B (a rapper and entrepreneur) and they hype his burgers. Ricochet shows up and he asks if he is close to Swerve Strickland. Ricochet says since it is no longer Swerve’s house, the burgers belong to him. Ricochet tastes one and says they are trash. The guy setting them up says everyone likes them and Ricochet attacks him. B tells him to leave and Ricochet says next time he sees Prince Nana, tell him thanks for the jacket.
Mariah May vs The Already In The Ring Shay KarMichael
Shay is dressed like Toni Storm style gear
May his Mayday and it’s over.
Winner: Mariah May
May pulls out a black cloak and wraps Shay in the cloak and smears makeup all over her face.
Luther comes to the ring with a tray. He gets on the apron and he shows there is a shoe on the tray. She spits at Luther and takes the shoe. May goes back to Shay, but it’s Toni Storm who attacks May and May has to take off through the crowd.
In the back, Lance Archer is beating up people backstage, and Tony Schiavone accidentally calls him Lance Storm. Brian Cage and Kyle Davis join him and when there is no one left, Lance reminds us that everybody dies and they walk off.
Kyle Fletcher vs Mark Briscoe
Fletcher starts with a running pump kick on Mark and then stomps him down in the corner. Fletcher poses for the boos from the crowd and then whips Mark into the corner. Mark comes out of the corner with an attack and then nails a back elbow to knock Fletcher to the floor. Mark then dives onto him and grabs a chair, tossing it into the ring. Mark then pulls out a table and sets it up at Ringside.
Mark gets into the ring and runs into a back elbow from Fletcher. Mark knocks Fletcher off the top and to the floor. Mark gets a drop-kick through the ropes, holding on and staying on the apron. Fletcher catches Mark and lawn darts him into the ring post on the floor. Mark is busted open and we go to picture in picture.
When we return to full screen, Mark is powering up in the corner and ignoring Fletcher’s kicks and strikes. They trade blows and then run the ropes where they clothesline each other. They work to their feet and Mark gets in the majority of blows. Mark comes off the ropes with a big forearm. Mark then gets an exploder for two. Mark tries for the Jay Driller, but Fletcher turns it into a back body drop. They fight in the ropes and Fletcher gets a heat seeker.
Fletcher gets a running knee strike to Mark’s head and follows with a power bomb for two. Fletcher gets a running kick and tries for a brain buster, but Mark reverses it to a fisherman’s buster and goes to the top. Fletcher meets him then hits a brain buster on the top turnbuckle. Mark grabs Kyle and Kyle grabs the ref to escape. As the ref recovers, Fletcher gets a low blow kick and a sheer drop brainbuster for two.
Kyle gets a pair of half-and-half suplexes. Fletcher hits a third and Mark slowly gets to his feet and falls onto the apron. Kyle makes sure the table is set up properly on the floor and then pulls Mark to the top. Mark knocks him to the floor and Mark goes to the top and hits a froggie bo on Fletcher through the table.
Fletcher is rolled into the ring and Mark gets a froggie bo from the top for two. They fight to the top and Mark tries to get a Jay Driller but Fletcher escapes and gets a pair of kicks and then a brain buster on the top turnbuckle for the pin and the win.
Winner: Kyle Fletcher
Fletcher grabs a mic and says that Mark Briscoe’s win over him was a fluke and he will win next week against Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega at Grand Slam and we are desperately out of time.
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